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1. A person whose name you can't seem to remember.

2. A person whose name you don't care about enough to try to remember.

3. A person whose name you can't seem to remember because said person is much like several other people whose names you also can't remember.

4. A person who is simply unworthy of a name.
Example 1:
That girl. With the hair and the eyes and the mouth and the face. You know, Whoosit.

Example 2:
I know her, but I'm going to pretend that I forgot her name because I'm cool like that. "How's it going, whoosit?"

Example 3:
That girl. With the hair and the eyes and the mouth and the face. The one that looks just like that other girl with the hair and the eyes and the mouth and the face. You know, Whoosit.

Example 4:
"What did you say that guy's name was again?"
"Oh, him? He doesn't have one. He's just a whoosit."
Whoosit by Sadie-Sometimes March 15, 2010
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1. Any item, one hundred percent nessessary to get you where you need to be. Mentally or physically.
2. A slang word for toilet.
1.a. No, I need to pick up another whoosit at the hardware store before we can finish this job.
1.b. I need a whoosit for my whatsit, you dig? (a bowl to smoke this pot)
whoosit by Jaime W. August 12, 2003

Whoopity Scoop 

Whoopity Scoop, Scoopity Whoop, Whoop de scoop de poop.

whoosiewagger 

Substitutes any word you forgot at the moment, so that you can continue the conversation without searching for the word.
Jon, bring me the whoosiewagger, you know the thing in the closet.
whoosiewagger by Miryam Palmer August 16, 2005

Whoopity-Scoop 

1. the act of not giving a f*ck 2. an ambiguous multifaceted homonym that can be universally applied to reply to any & all messages when you lack a reply due to its confusion or blandness 3. a motion in replication of Kanyeโ€™s dance moves
Eg. Friend: Bro did you really just do that. You: Whoopity-Scoop ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿป (not giving a f*ck).

E.g Friend: (any message containing strictly only emojis ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ or statements where you ask yourself: what am I supposed to do with this information? How tf do I reply to this? You: Whoopity-Scoop
Whoopity-Scoop by TLOA January 3, 2021
Any of a number of new rock bands which, upon casual listening, are impossible to differentiate.
Person A: Hey is this Good Charlotte, or is it Fall Out Boy?
Person B: I dunno man, It's too whosit to tell.
whosit by Michael Lubert July 20, 2008

Whorosity 

The intensity of a whore's whoriness
I love when girls acknowledge their whorosity.
Whorosity by Cfulla December 16, 2010