A phrase sometimes used in place of, or as an upgrade to the generic ”No Shit” answer to questions of varying degrees of interest. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation to enhance, modify or begin an embellishment of events. Can be used in place of many generic expressions like:
And then just like that, quicker than a mink, the bitch ran off with my wallet. Shit fuck whoa.
I was walkin out the door and shit fuck whoa, I tripped over the 18th century vase...
Shit fuck whoa!… the (fill in the blank) just won a playoff game
And then, Shit fuck whoa… I walked in and the pool guy was on my wife.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.