whoa shit 

When the shit is whoa

That was a whoa shit moment

whoa shit by Nathaniel Gay December 1, 2019

Shit Fuck Whoa 

A phrase sometimes used in place of, or as an upgrade to the generic ”No Shit” answer to questions of varying degrees of interest. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation to enhance, modify or begin an embellishment of events. Can be used in place of many generic expressions like:

Sweet Jesus
No shit
Wow!
Holy shit
Oh my god
Etc.

And then just like that, quicker than a mink, the bitch ran off with my wallet. Shit fuck whoa.
I was walkin out the door and shit fuck whoa, I tripped over the 18th century vase...
Shit fuck whoa!… the (fill in the blank) just won a playoff game
And then, Shit fuck whoa… I walked in and the pool guy was on my wife.

Shit Fuck Whoa by Wascallywabbit June 14, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016