I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe

Gabe does

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe?
Gabe has a 8 inch peen
Mikey has a 1 centimeter Peter

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe by YYEESS October 8, 2020

Who Hash

Is a beat up pornstars vagina ( been fucked to much and is very loose)

Or can also be used to describe a nasty vagazz

Kyle: yo did you see Hanna’ who hash?!
Arian: yeah dude that shit was disgusting, but Teodora’s was even worse!

Who Hash by Hanodora furbic March 18, 2019

person who has a hand kink

Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy

Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW

Mica: ME TOO

Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink

person who has a hand kink by Cjejsnajakalznf May 30, 2021

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year 

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year by Spike May 9, 2003

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta 

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red

Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.

example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(

Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013