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Whiteshaming 

Similar to slutshaming but applies to the entire Caucasian race. Whiteshaming generally involves the denigration and humiliation of white people by other races and minorities.
Whiteshaming is becoming very popular among today's social justice warriors (SJW), liberals, and minority groups.
Whiteshaming by GP5K May 24, 2016

whitishweed 

whitishweed is the BEST collaborative fnaf comic there is, i cant live without whitishweed, i cant eat without whitishweed, i cant sleep without whitishweed, i cant breathe without whitishweed. i love whitishweed so much, nobody understands. If Whitishweed has 1000 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 100 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 10 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed only has 1 fan, that fan is me.

If Whitishweed has 0 fans, I no longer exist.

If the world is against Whitishweed then I am against the world.
you: whats whitishweed?
#1 whitishweed fan: WHITISHWEED IS THE BEST!!! I LOVE WHITISHWEED!!!'
whitishweed by whitishweedfan March 24, 2022

whiteshaw 

An angel from heaven whos voice flows like a bird in the spring morning. With the sun barely grazed across the silk crisp morning air. You will see the whiteshaw emerge from the evergreen trees with beauty surrounding.
The interaction with the whiteshaw left me speechless after getting railed
whiteshaw by twizock September 7, 2023

whiteshake 

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
whiteshake by Cryptic June 7, 2005

whitishweedfan 

whitishweedfan (also known as twilight sparkle, korn, etc) is the biggest whitishweed fan EVER. hes rank #1 in the whitishweed official discord server, hes Mutuals with whitishweed on twitter and tiktok, HIS ENTIRE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS ABOUT WHITISHWEED. he loves whitishweed. he breathes whitishweed. hes made of whitishweed. he IS whitishweed.
"whos whitishweedfan?"
"whitishweedfan is the biggest whitishweed fan to ever set foot on earth. hes loved whitishweed since birth"
whitishweedfan by whitishweedfan March 24, 2022

Whitishweed 

a fnaf comic originally created on twitter, then expanded to tumblr.
the comic's point is to warp the personalities of the common fnaf characters, for example, making William a weak pushover instead of a confident businessman.

Whitishweed is worked on by a team of around 24 artists, and created by a stupid little British kid named ren.
the comic is uploaded at an infrequent rate due to the creator not having a very tight schedule, and working on it as a passion project.
"you should read Whitishweed it's pretty good"
"what"
"read it"
"no"
Whitishweed by oddly_odd December 14, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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