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whiteboy butthurt 

A special kind of butthurt that mainly effects white boys and men, but is not limited to that demographic entirely. Conservative women and confused people of color may also display symptoms of being “Whiteboy Butthurt.”

This phenomenon can be detected easily by an individual’s excessive use of hyperbole coupled with a lack of substantial or intellectual criticism when they feel someone is negatively encroaching on their perceived freedoms.

IE: the freedom to be an asshole all the time with no consequence, the freedom to tell others what to do while having zero experience in the given subject, the freedom to blindly ignore all sociopolitical aspects of a given circumstance, and the freedom to be right all the time.

If your concerned a friend or partner may get Whiteboy Butthurt, check the walls for fist size holes, and their internet history. 4chan can be a red flag, but what they do on Reddit is far more indicative of Whiteboy Butthurtism.

The easiest place to find people being Whiteboy Butthurt is in YouTube comments, political forums, outside abortion clinics in the south, and Philadelphia.
I asked my family to wear masks for the holidays because I have a compromised immune system and they got super Whiteboy butthurt. I should move out of Kentucky.
whiteboy butthurt by PooBottu February 4, 2022
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026