white sox fan

a typically obnoxious person who claims to be a better baseball fan than all cubs fans. this person generally would rather see the cubs lose than the sox win. these people, however, have been proven to be too concerned with baseball, to the point that they have made their stadium ugly in order to not distract from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with baseball to advance in the working world, and often end up working under cubs fans.

white sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year old first base coach"
son of white sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
white sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"

white sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"

white sox fan by anchorman July 31, 2008

White Sox Fans 

Pepole to be the victims of non-stop harassment by Cubs fans, yet when one looks at chicago cubs or chicago cub fans, these white sox fans are rather vulgar in their bashing of cubs fans.

Cubs fan #1: Hey, did you ever notice that despite making one play-off appearance since 1999, Cubs fans are more supportive than White Sox fans, whose team won a championship in 2005?
Cubs fan #2: No, I'm usually distracted by a sox fan's legendary body odor.

White Sox Fans by Carozza August 23, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004