white mafia 

The rich, popular, (mostly) white kids that run the school. There are multiple sectors: the usually sober and the usually not sober.

The white mafia is throwing a rager this weekend, wanna come?

white mafia by organicm April 21, 2020

white bluff mafia 

The White Bluff Mafia also known as the WBM is an elite group of individuals, who own White Bluff and control it as well.

Oh shit the white bluff mafia is over there, what shall we do, run

white bluff mafia by 615 Gays February 4, 2021

White Girl Mafia 

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

White Girl Mafia by durka_durka August 3, 2022