A Crazy Ass White Boy From Soddy By God Daisy Who Lives A "Fuck It Im Winging This Shit Lifestyle." Aka Jap/Justin/Daddy! Im Too White To Ride A Bike!
Y'all Remember When That Crazy Ass White For Life FuckerWrecked His Ol' Ladies Car Into A Tree Doing 80 Mile An Hour With No SeatBelt And Got Out And Walked Away?
pertaining to, and explaining the existence, exploits, awesomeness, perils, and poor life choices of living in the Whiteaker Neighborhood of Eugene, Oregon.
The abundance of hipsters, pbrs 'n pork sodas, food carts, hoppy breweries, fixies, American Spirits, and snarkasm all point to examples of Whit Life.
(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE
someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"