A pseudonym for the element platinum or silver, used by certain shady jewelers especially at Christmastime whose jewelry was made from old catalytic converters or unused Kodak film.
"I'm sorry ma'am. We're out of the cheap, soft yellow gold, but we have this beautiful durable white gold that you can put on layaway at no interest for six months."
by JRender April 25, 2022
I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.
by Darren Sutton April 03, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
Adult human semen, when donated to a sperm bank or fertility clinic in exchange for money... usually around $50 a donation. Often a source of quick easy funds for college males.
Frat boy 1: "Can you go in with us for a keg this weekend?"
Frat Boy 2: "I'm broke now, but I'll have 60 bucks to chip in after I drop off some white gold."
Frat Boy 1: "So you've managed to turn your hobby into a business, I see..?"
Frat Boy 2: "I'm broke now, but I'll have 60 bucks to chip in after I drop off some white gold."
Frat Boy 1: "So you've managed to turn your hobby into a business, I see..?"
by david lincoln brooks April 27, 2007
Let's throw down for that white gold tonight.
by SuprMario November 01, 2015
Sugar, as coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Black Gold.
see also Texas Tea Sweetener
see also Texas Tea Sweetener
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas tea...sweetener!"
by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009
by Mrpoodidoo March 28, 2018