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White Deer 

White Deer is a small town in the Texas Panhandle. With a population of 1,000 and diminishing, it is your average white trash town with absolutely no racial diversity. The High School is the only interesting thing in town, as you’ll notice that students tend to gather at the football stadium,” the drag”, even on the weekends. There are a couple pregnancies a year, the occasional students smoking K2 in the auditorium, and if you’re lucky, you’ll even get to watch a pig get slaughtered in ag class. White Deer may have the biggest rumor mill of all small Panhandle towns, as many residents discover most information about themselves from gossip. This is especially true for former White Deer graduates who were able to move away. They tend to be the target of the most rumors, both from teachers and students.
Sam: “Oh hey, wanna go to the White Deer drag tonight and talk shit on Brittany?”

Jess: “Oh totally. The English teacher told me about all her bad grades, pregnancy scare, and coked out parents. I can’t wait to tell everyone.”
White Deer by AnonWhoTalksShit January 10, 2018
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[white tailed deer]

young men who are preyed upon by older women.
a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women
[white tailed deer] by B-Diddy83 February 18, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026