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Penis Whistle 

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!
Penis Whistle by merpderpp December 23, 2010

penis whistle 

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.
"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"
penis whistle by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

Penis Whistle 

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.
Penis Whistle by ignavus November 13, 2014

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026