This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤
There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
by Jeff Rubin February 19, 2006
Secret and Whisper are a unique band hailing from Kelowna, BC. The band consists of the former members of Stutterfly, minus vocalist Chris Stickney.
In 2006, Chris left Stutterfly due to personal reasons, and the band recruited Charles Furney, formerly of thebleedingalarm. Charles brought such a different sound to the band that they decided that they were no longer Stutterfly, and on February 24th 2007 they changed their name to Secret and Whisper.
Throughout the next year they released demos for songs like 'Vanishings', 'Attacker' and 'Spider Besider' until they signed to Tooth and Nail records and released their first album titled 'Great White Whale' on February 12th 2008.
The band has a terrific sound, but has been called a carbon clone of Saosin, but it would be ignorant to say they are just a rip off.
Unlike Saosin, Secret and Whisper create wicked vocal harmonies, and in my opinion Charles is a better overall vocalist than Cove. These guys also use some wicked ambience in tracks like 'Werewolves' and 'The Actress' which Saosin could never pull off. Saosin's songs can also get repetitive, but you could listen to Secret and Whisper's songs are so memorable it's impossible to get tired of them. I can assure you, if you like Saosin, you'll love these guys.
If you're looking for a breath of fresh air in today's stale music scene, check these guys out.
For fans of Circa Survive, Stutterfly, Saosin and Mew
In 2006, Chris left Stutterfly due to personal reasons, and the band recruited Charles Furney, formerly of thebleedingalarm. Charles brought such a different sound to the band that they decided that they were no longer Stutterfly, and on February 24th 2007 they changed their name to Secret and Whisper.
Throughout the next year they released demos for songs like 'Vanishings', 'Attacker' and 'Spider Besider' until they signed to Tooth and Nail records and released their first album titled 'Great White Whale' on February 12th 2008.
The band has a terrific sound, but has been called a carbon clone of Saosin, but it would be ignorant to say they are just a rip off.
Unlike Saosin, Secret and Whisper create wicked vocal harmonies, and in my opinion Charles is a better overall vocalist than Cove. These guys also use some wicked ambience in tracks like 'Werewolves' and 'The Actress' which Saosin could never pull off. Saosin's songs can also get repetitive, but you could listen to Secret and Whisper's songs are so memorable it's impossible to get tired of them. I can assure you, if you like Saosin, you'll love these guys.
If you're looking for a breath of fresh air in today's stale music scene, check these guys out.
For fans of Circa Survive, Stutterfly, Saosin and Mew
Secret and Whisper released their debut album 'Great White Whale' February 12th! Go check it out!
www.myspace.com/secretandwhisper
www.myspace.com/secretandwhisper
by SecretFan March 13, 2008
Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.
(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
by Mama_G February 3, 2017
A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.
I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.
in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.
in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.
PETER: hey babe, want to head back to my place?
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!
DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!
DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.
by ultraviolettt August 5, 2009
-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"
-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004