whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

Whisky Pig

The fatty/ugly skank you bring home from the bar at 3am. Whisky Pig.

Hey man, who the hell was that nasty whisky pig you rode home last night?
or
Hey dude, want to go out?? We can get drunk and rassle us up a coupla whisky pigs...they'll let us do anything we want to um...even do um in the pooper!

by HDSterms May 31, 2013

whisker pig

A commonly used term by fly fisherman to describe a big ass carp.

Whisker Pig
Dude! I was trying to catch a trout. This fucking whisker pig ate my panty dropper and ran me all the way into my backing. Can't wait to go fish trout town Texas again.

by Fly Fish July 11, 2017