whiffle dick

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

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A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

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dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

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A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

wiffledick by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

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