Wheeler

When the woman who birthed you starts trending on FB with her baps out.

You’re a Wheeler mum. Put your gun turrets away.

by Bap Attack December 10, 2021

Wheeler

A wheelchair user. Most inclusive term regarding wheelchair-users as the definition of "cripple" varies.

Would you date a wheeler?

by Satirically Cheesy August 6, 2017

Wheeler

when you meet a really dumb dude whose actions cannot be defined with regular context because of how outrageous they are.

"yo you ever hear about that forrest gump guy?"

"yeah bro, forrest is a total wheeler lmao"

by Weeo111 February 27, 2020

wheeler gorge

Gay Anonymous hook up spot.

Wheeler gorge in Ojai has some beefcake boys with their shirts off. Had some hot action.

by Topbear October 24, 2019

Spokey Wheeler

Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.

Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler

by lady's man5441 March 28, 2022

Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 25, 2017