what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005

what the funk

it is when you around adults or small children and you dont want to say fuck. you say funk.

adult - "the circumfrence of a pie is one hundred nano meters"
You - "WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!"

by kris B May 24, 2006

What Da Funk

The nicer equivalent to What the fuck.

See what the fuck.

I don't like What Da funk is going on here.

by Toasty1 February 19, 2009