what the fuck ever

Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.

While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.

While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.

what the fuck ever by hAshley September 7, 2005

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what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

what the fuck ever by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023

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what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.

Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

what-the-fuck-ever by Wacy Arndt April 8, 2007

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What-the fuck-ever

When saying whatever doesn’t have enough emphasis. Can also be abbreviated ad wtfe

You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!

What-the fuck-ever by Liptonwhitetearaspberry March 31, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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