A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"
Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"
by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009
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Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit
Jim, What the fruit did you just say!
by Jayka920 October 26, 2019
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