wh0reformobius

the type of dude that prefers to keep the cowboy hat on during sex.

i’d assume around 4’11

in love with a 52 year old texas man

the kinda guy you’d be scared to meet in fear of being barked at

“wh0reformobius, a whore for the people.”

wh0reformobius by bastard <3 July 19, 2021

Wh0reformobius

A really hit and sexy person with great taste

Can be found on tik tok or 10 inches deep in your daddy. Or both there’s really no stopping them

Owen Wilson beware, your husband awaits

“Wow wh0reformobius is the sexiest person alive”

“No shit Darrell”

Wh0reformobius by Cruellas_weed July 19, 2021

wh0reformobius

When you’re obsessed with Owen Wilson so much u start to become a low-quality version of him.

Claims that they’re tall but it’s just shoe lifts.

The type of person to remind you of Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson once a week.

For the last time, stop sending me Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, wh0reformobius.”

wh0reformobius by Areminderuwatchedvoltron July 21, 2021