the type of dude that prefers to keep the cowboy hat on during sex.
i’d assume around 4’11
in love with a 52 year old texas man
the kinda guy you’d be scared to meet in fear of being barked at
i’d assume around 4’11
in love with a 52 year old texas man
the kinda guy you’d be scared to meet in fear of being barked at
“wh0reformobius, a whore for the people.”
by bastard <3 July 20, 2021
When you’re obsessed with Owen Wilson so much u start to become a low-quality version of him.
Claims that they’re tall but it’s just shoe lifts.
The type of person to remind you of Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson once a week.
Claims that they’re tall but it’s just shoe lifts.
The type of person to remind you of Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson once a week.
by Areminderuwatchedvoltron July 22, 2021
A really hit and sexy person with great taste
Can be found on tik tok or 10 inches deep in your daddy. Or both there’s really no stopping them
Owen Wilson beware, your husband awaits
Can be found on tik tok or 10 inches deep in your daddy. Or both there’s really no stopping them
Owen Wilson beware, your husband awaits
by Cruellas_weed July 20, 2021