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wet weight

The weight of any quantity of a substance before it is dried. In particular, a dishonest practice by drug dealers in which a dealer will sell marijuana that is not entirely dry, and therefore much heavier. If you buy wet weight weed you will get much less high per gram. The practice of selling wet weight is related to other dishonest practices such as selling cut drugs.
Man I'm killing it, riding in that brand new
Swimming through the streets, looking like I'm Shamoo
In that big body, with the wet paint
I got some pocket change, from selling wet weight

-lyrics from Im Good by Clipse ft Pharrell
by fattonyabc123 March 3, 2010
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Mayor Wrights Wet Bed

Where he keeps his prized window licker, matthew
Mayor Wrights wet bed is very bloody today
by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018
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Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.
"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*
by W34evr May 1, 2016
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