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wet shaft 

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.
Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
wet shaft by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

doumas.massive.wet.shaft 

A very cool and amazing person that deserves all the love in the world (also I think they’re a bit gay but that’s ok we Stan that) also is the kinda person who is a shinnie and a Chuuya kinnie 😧
Have you heard of my super cool mutual doumas.massive.wet.shaft ? They’re so cool !!

wetshartbitch 

Wetshartbitch is someone with a lot of talent on tiktok but they barley post
I hate wetshartbitch's videos
Honey don't lie to me
wetshartbitch by K4! June 14, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026