Wet Pretzel 

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

Wet Pretzel by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015

wet pretzel 

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

wet pretzel by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

The Wet Pretzel 

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Me and the boys want to give your sister the wet Pretzel.

The Wet Pretzel by Waffle lad October 28, 2018

Mississippi wet pretzel 

When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.

“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”

Mississippi wet pretzel by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023