wet millie 

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

wet millie by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018

Wetmiller

To Wetmiller or the act of Wetmillering is discerned and perceived as perhaps the most homosexual pose you can perform while drinking alcohol or just in any situation or scenario imaginable and could quite possibly be a mating display that homosexual butt-fucking faggots use to attract their next turd pusher. To perform this homosexual mating display while you're chugging a beer or a bottle of liquor you simultaneously ball your hand into a fist then extend your fist in an upward direction, like a single fist pump. This pose, first performed by the spartans was later on recreated by a flamboyant speech-impediment stricken-lispy faggot, that claims to have started the KCCO "drinking movement" and that his hashtag "#wetmiller" went viral but was really only mentioned 431 times on instagram. Upon the recreating of this once masculine war yell and fist thrust, was completely demasculinized and witnessed in shit-hole bars being performed by proud LGBT and homosexuals to attract an anal sex partner for the night

"How am I supposed to find a dude that's single? Everyone looks like they are coupled up."
"Oh well, dude just do what all the single dudes have been doing. People are calling it the Wetmiller. Its like a bat signal for 'hey i am looking for gay dick' try it out"
*does the wetmiller and immediately attracts a mate*
"Holy fuck dude, wetmillering really works!"

Wetmiller by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 16, 2019

big wetwillie 

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.

My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.

big wetwillie by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019