wet millie
When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.
wet millie by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018
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Wetmiller
To Wetmiller or the act of Wetmillering is discerned and perceived as perhaps the most homosexual pose you can perform while drinking alcohol or just in any situation or scenario imaginable and could quite possibly be a mating display that homosexual butt-fucking faggots use to attract their next turd pusher. To perform this homosexual mating display while you're chugging a beer or a bottle of liquor you simultaneously ball your hand into a fist then extend your fist in an upward direction, like a single fist pump. This pose, first performed by the spartans was later on recreated by a flamboyant speech-impediment stricken-lispy faggot, that claims to have started the KCCO "drinking movement" and that his hashtag "#wetmiller" went viral but was really only mentioned 431 times on instagram. Upon the recreating of this once masculine war yell and fist thrust, was completely demasculinized and witnessed in shit-hole bars being performed by proud LGBT and homosexuals to attract an anal sex partner for the night
"How am I supposed to find a dude that's single? Everyone looks like they are coupled up."
"Oh well, dude just do what all the single dudes have been doing. People are calling it the Wetmiller. Its like a bat signal for 'hey i am looking for gay dick' try it out"
*does the wetmiller and immediately attracts a mate*
"Holy fuck dude, wetmillering really works!"
"Oh well, dude just do what all the single dudes have been doing. People are calling it the Wetmiller. Its like a bat signal for 'hey i am looking for gay dick' try it out"
*does the wetmiller and immediately attracts a mate*
"Holy fuck dude, wetmillering really works!"
Wetmiller by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 16, 2019
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big wetwillie
when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
big wetwillie by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable