wet don 

A guy that is slightly clapped or retarded usually used in year 7-9 in secondary schools in UK

Oi blud! This wet don just snaked me on my maths homework fam i got a detention now 😠

wet don by This name is actually bare wet October 16, 2017

Wet don 

When someone is stupid, makes a fool of himself or herself and acts like a dickhead.

Emily is such a wet don, she stacked it on the playground

Wet don by Pjj April 11, 2019

wet birds don't fly at night 

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

Wet donkey 

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

Wet donkey by JHenbo May 16, 2020

wet donut 

When you're enjoying anal sex and then proceed at the right moment to jizzom around the circumference of the anus, the manoeuvre is completed by violently throwing a handful of 'hundreds and thousands' into the rectal zone.

Man, I gave that girl a wet donut, now she's sucking dick for sprinkles

wet donut by 468654356 November 9, 2015

Wet Donkey 

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger

"I just pumped out a wet donkey"

Wet Donkey by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009

wet donnie 

A man that is quite dirty. Almost as dirty as a birdy.

Oh man that guy is quite the wet donnie

wet donnie by cping November 23, 2007