Westconn is a college
based in Danbury
Connecticut and is mostly a commuter school. There are still many students who dorm, mostly those who have been lured in by the mediocre sports programs. It doesn't take a lot to get accepted, as long as you can academic skills past 6th grade. Its also quite easy to get recruited for sports here, as they
will throw anyone on the team with two arms and a leg.
Newbury Hall
will put any prison to shame as it contains rooms similar to the size of a jail cell. The Bathrooms are said to be cleaned once every day, which is only in effect for the first week of school. After showering in a Midtown shower, you
will be able to withstand any environment possible because these showers are the worst you'll ever see.
If you need
food are any kind of services at this campus past 8:30 pm you are shit out of luck. Also, a 5-year-olds toy plastic kitchen set can produce better and more edible
food than the
food produced by the dining hall. The drinks are pretty decent, but you are provided with cups smaller than a shot glass.
The only source of parties is thrown by
people on Chestnut st. who announce partys only to pussy out after more than 10
people walk in, yelling "everybody out, the cops are gonna come.' Most people resort to smoking weed in their dorm or going to nearby clubs.
The campus is pretty much a shit show filled with mediocre athletes who "should've went D1" and Mediocre students who couldn't get into college anywhere else.
KID 1-"I want to go to college, But I suck at sports and
hate having fun. What should
I do"
KID 2- "Oh don't worry, Westconn sounds like the perfect school for you"
