wertf

your name is Regan and you were born in April, you like sprite and you are obsessed with frogs. You are a gymnast and you have 2 African dwarf frogs. You also have two sisters Charlotte and Kathrine. You also hate adopt me. The f is silent.

Your a wertf.

by hgjisphf July 6, 2021

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The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

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wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm

You were SO bored you removed the first letter of the QWERTY standard keyboad, this is acheived by achieving a whole different level of boredom, you have transcended boredom, you have reached level 4. You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq,

and if not, try: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Do your work!

man I'm bored I'll just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
no, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
I have an idea!
wertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm!

by Nesskovich December 19, 2018

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sayoath wert

when a male shits and pisses at the same time

hunny im going for a sayoath wert

by Wev-K-Bev-K-Babs September 10, 2005

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Werthers Original

A nice hard butterscotch candy. Mostly parodied as being eaten by old

people. But anyone can eat them they really are tasty.

Hay granny give me a Werthers

I like Werthers Original

Hay mate how much are the Werthers Originals.

Werthers Original are nice

by snake508 July 10, 2010

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James Westfall

The name Brian Fantana gave to his left testicle in the movie Anchorman.

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

by alteredaxons September 29, 2006

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