A person who is kind and friendly once you get to know him better. He does not show his expression much but will laugh at jokes. He is not a serious person and jokes around often.
Hao-Wen is a rare speciman. He is amazing yet humble at the same time. He enjoys long walks on the beach as well as crocs and roasting blondes preferablly at different times. Hao-Wen is shockingly charming and has a dynamic personality and enjoys kicking rocks. Pet refues include stepping on legos, annoying siblings, and summer homework.
A little trans panda that shoves bamboo sticks up people's ass. He pulls it out from their mouth like a sate stick and cooks them 'till they beg for more. When he is finished barbecuing , shoves a dick up their mouth to feel if they're cooked well enough. Seasons the person's inside with his bamboo flavoured fat cum.
I saw wenhao yesterday. It chased me after with a bamboo stick to cook me, but I was too fast for him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).