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welsh cake 

Traditional food from Wales. Used to be cooked and given to miners before they went down the pits. Traditionally cooked on St.Davids Day. Baked on a griddle, made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter/lard and raisins/currents. Delicious.
Girl: My Mam makes the best welsh cakes.
welsh cake by x0Thursday February 6, 2009

welsh cake 

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.
welsh cake by Judster October 15, 2004

Welsh cake 

A turd eaten of the back of someone else's hand.
See that Charlotte Church? She looks hungry for a Welsh Cake she does.

Yaki-Da!
Welsh cake by k.Skid February 2, 2010

bake a welsh cake 

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.
bake a welsh cake by Judster October 16, 2004

chilli welsh cake 

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026