weinerfreeze

An unfortunate repercussion of free-balling in sub-zero temperatures for extended periods of time. Similar to frostbite but more terrifying due to lack of outward physical symptoms. Similar to Nut Flu in lethality.
Did you hear about motorcycle dude? He was outside all commando in jeans for over an hour and now he’s got weinerfreeze!
by Froze em off December 24, 2022
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