A wretchy-crumb is a word to describe an elite person who is absolutely class. However you can’t just become a wretchy-crumb, it has to be confirmed by one of the OG wretchy-crumbs.
“Kiera and Ellie are such wretchy-crumbs.”
“Hi wretchy-crumb, how are you?”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"