weep off

To masturbate using one's own recently cried tears as lubricant.
Guy 1: What's wrong with Marc?

Guy 2: That smokin hot chick just shot him down hard.

Guy 1: I bet he's going to weep off again tonight.
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
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Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.
Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...
by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011
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