weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010

weedwhacker

1: gardening tool used to cut grass in out-of-the-way areas
2: spinoff of "Cops" where policemen beat people up for smoking pot

1: Use the weedwhacker around the tree
2: The weedwhackers shall now confiscate your drugs

by The Neiler June 8, 2003

weedwhacker

A cosmetician who removes pubic hair and/or trims and shapes it as requested by the client.

As she lounged on the beach, Laura realized, to her horror, that she had forgotten to see her weedwhacker, and had clumps of hair escaping from her bikini bottoms.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

weedwacker

Yes you guessed it! A weedwacker is a stoner or a user of weed.

I work out with Brice, even though I know he hangs with the weedwackers.

by MysticPizza January 17, 2006

Weedwacker

The weedwacker is a sex move where the man performs oral sex on an unshaven woman and chews on her pubic hair. The reason this is called the weedwacker is because the man usually ends up ripping up the pubic hairs, or weeds, thereby shaving her with his mouth.

My girl lost it when I gave her the ol’ weedwacker

by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021

Weedwacker

Someone who masterbates while on marijuana

"Man I was a weedwacker last night"

by Jonathin Smith December 9, 2009