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A cute way of saying penis, wanker, schlong, ect
My boyfriend as a nice weech.
weech by weech March 29, 2009
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Etymologically speaking, a person who mooches weed.

An individual who has the monetary means of obtaining marijuana, but who manipulates friendships in order to "smoke out" at no cost (other than his credibility). This person will usually show up shortly before a cannibus-smoking session and leave shortly after having his fill of the "devil's lettuce". Said person often "bogarts" as well.
Nostradamus: Alright let's blaze up this dunk-ass nugget
of 'dro!!!

Imhotep: Hells yeah, son!

Billy: Hey, can I hit that too y'all?

Nostradamus: Get your own shit, you fucking weech!
Weech by Brad Langford January 24, 2006
Noun

One who contrives circumstances to get invited to a friend's house so they can play their Nintendo Wii.
Weeches versus owners.
(Context of multi-player tennis)
Weech by Birddog December 28, 2006
In the context of, “What a weech.”
What a weech she was.
Weech by WallFlower111 February 9, 2019
An evil black pug identified commonly by the name Murray. He is the reincarnation of Lucifer himself, but a handsome man. Be on the lookout for a weech.
That weech is so evil, he bit my parents' dog!
Weech by MichaelHeeHee November 21, 2019
a term used to describe a person who has big eyes or is (blick) and who is racist against him self
stop being a rascist your being a weech
weech by noel800 November 8, 2008