Wedgies are where your tighties get wedged right up your butt. Wedgies aare for nerdy tighty whity wearers like me.
I am 13 and one day i was getting changed in the changin rooms and foregot to change my shirt last. 3 people saw and straight after gym class they held me and hung me from the climbing ropes in a hanging wedgie.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
by Wedgiegetterer February 13, 2009
My sister was a jerk. One time, my parents went on vacation. Which left me and my sister. It was summer and they would be back in 3 weeks. She invited her friends over and tortured me for those three weeks. My sister and her friends sneaked in my closet and pooped out and started to beat me up. Then one of them gave me a wedgie. Next thing you know they all are giving me wedgies. 4 of them sat on me to pin me down and they all took turns giving me wedgies. My sister gave me the worst wedgie ever, that my butt was in pain for 4 days. Gave me wedgies everyday, when my parents came home they got mad at me and made me spend all my money on underwear. And then I got more wedgies, ended.
by Smexsher the Skull November 9, 2018
by AMegh1111 September 18, 2011
once a bunch of upperclassmen (im a freshman) grabbed me and put me in a car and drove me to this old closed down camp. nobody comes out there, so they use it for drinkin smoking and sex. The ones who took me there were all males. They brought me into one of the cabins and gave me the biggest wedgie i had ever had!!!! it hurt and they kept pulling and it made my crack bleed. they hit my balls over and over, making me cry and throw up from bad pain. it hurt so bad!!!!!!! they stole my cloths and shoes except the whitey tighties i wore. they all jacked off and came on me and in my hair and mouth. they hit my balls more and more, making me cry. i pissed myself the whole time. they continued this for a week, they made me call my mom and tell her i was stayin at a friend house for a while. she said ok have fun. she didnt care were i was she was just happy i was gone. the bullies were SOOO happy. all they gave me was water to drink so i pissed ALOT. i had to drink their cum every hour or two. they gave me a hanging wedgie, only taking me down to feed me water or cum. this lasted a whole week then they got bored and left me. a park warden found me later. i never told my mom about it.
by unluckyperson October 13, 2009
Even teachers give me wedgies, the milf girl teacher gave me one today, She stripped me down to my white underwear in the girls bathroom and hung me on the flagpole. I pooped my briefs from fright. Will someone ever let me down. I can't escape it. I hate getting a wedgie.
by JustAnotherLoserNerd March 26, 2014
by basketballshortsmaster February 23, 2018
An uncommon prank in real life, but commonly appearing in older movies, a wedgie is the lodging of underwear between one's cheeks, unintentionally or otherwise, as underwear can ride up, or you could catch it on something. Usually hated by the people to recieve them, but aren't always. Some people actually like the feeling of this, as do i.
Example 1(non-fetish)
Jim: did you hear about Sam?
Carter:no what happened?
Jim:I heard he got a massive wedgie from Aaron and his girlfriend.
Carter:ha, what a dork!
Example two:(sexual style)
Samantha: yesterday I got huge wedgies from Clyde! He pulls so well! I wish he would do it more often though...
Greg: (Sarcasticly)yeah, right!, I've gotten way worse from you! It's so much fun when you do it too!.
Samantha:ok...let's see how you like this!*shenanigans insue.*
Jim: did you hear about Sam?
Carter:no what happened?
Jim:I heard he got a massive wedgie from Aaron and his girlfriend.
Carter:ha, what a dork!
Example two:(sexual style)
Samantha: yesterday I got huge wedgies from Clyde! He pulls so well! I wish he would do it more often though...
Greg: (Sarcasticly)yeah, right!, I've gotten way worse from you! It's so much fun when you do it too!.
Samantha:ok...let's see how you like this!*shenanigans insue.*
by Kampo2themax March 2, 2022