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wedding bang

To have sexual intercourse during someone else's wedding ceremony.
"Aye Rachel, do you want to have a quick wedding bang? This ceremony is boring"

Bangladeshi wedding 

An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.
I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet