actually hell. they have black and orange colors... i don’t think they’re smart enough to understand that halloween is only one day of the year lol. and the mascot?? a statesman. like what even is that. maybe you can look it up and lmk.

Person 1- “Hey, what high school did you go to?”
Person 2- “Webster Groves High School.”
Person 1- “Oh, I’m so sorry... that must’ve been living hell.”

Webster Groves High School by yeeyeeboys March 12, 2019

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Webster Groves High School

A small public school in the heart of a wonderful town, Webster Groves. Sure, we’re not the first school that comes to mind when you think of “money”. But reality is that we make up for it with Friday night basketball, the All Write festival, the mr Webster pageant, acapella concerts, and so much more. Go statesmen!

Yes, I go to Webster Groves High School and no, I won’t tell you what a statesman is.

Webster Groves High School by autumnvee June 2, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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