weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

by Durty Deez December 15, 2008

Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

penis weasel

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.

peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

by sam and nicole May 24, 2008

penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

by lauren :] March 28, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008