weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

by Durty Deez December 15, 2008

penis weasel

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.

peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

by sam and nicole May 24, 2008

Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

by lauren :] March 28, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008