weasel dance 

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.

he was so pissed he did a weasel dance

weasel dance by juleshelmut April 27, 2006

weasel war dance

A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.

Person A: What's your ferret doing?
Person B: Oh, she's doing the weasel war dance.

weasel war dance by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009

dancing with the weasel 

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

dancing with the weasel by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012