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Wearing It

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Getting absolutely owned, equivalent to getting a load busted onto your face.

The phrase and definition were derived from the idea of "wearing" a load of semen to the face. The phrase also carries over into everyday use referring to hang overs or other displays of general weakness.
I busted on Charlie's mom, she was wearing it.
Charlie's mom is always wearing it (her pearl necklace(s).
I heard once Charlie made his mom wear it.
Getting puked on.
The female "soreness waddle"
Taking a load to the face.
Passing out on the toilet.
Not being able to do the last pull up.

Wearing It

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showing off one's status in the organization by dressing the part. "Wearing it" usually involves an Italian suit, a pinky ring, a hankie in the breast pocket, gold cufflinks, and other ornamentation. Silvio has his own inimitable way of wearing it.
Wearing it, il douche!!!...
Wearing It by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

wearing it

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get fat -booting (eating) lots of high fat foods and imaging them turning straight to fat and taking up shop ('residence') on and around ones' body parts.
that coconut cream pie is better than sex!, but i'm going to end up wearing it!

i love me some pie! (pizza) but i'll just end up wearing it!!
wearing it by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

wearing it out 

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clickworker.com giving the same search terms over and over and over!
Clickworker.com keeps giving me jobs to search google.de for Steel Technologies. They're wearing it out!

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

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Its a term forin people use
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

god of waring it 

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The act of playing a video game so long that you become emotionaly atached to the game and cry when you beat it. This usually involves peeing in a cup to avoid bathroom breaks.
Have you seen Todd in the last few days?

No I think he has been god of waring it since last tuesday.

What is in the bottle Tom?

Urine
Why?
Well I was God of waring it last night and I didn't want to go to the bathroom.
god of waring it by Testaclees1 June 23, 2010
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