weapon of destruction

A large penis

Yeaaa she knows about my weapon of destruction

by Your Mother's Pie January 14, 2017

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.

OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!

by The Jigga Man March 8, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

by buttonshXc February 7, 2004

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003