weakbody

I person who is possibly very straight edge, goes to bed at 9pm (complains about being tired at 9:01) and can't handle one hit of weed. They usually bitch and make excuses for everything the involves fun.

Strongbody: Bro, I just got invited to a mansion party on the beach
Weakbody: I don't think I can go, I am tired and just want to watch some netflix and maybe jack off
Strongbody: Suit yourself, YO JAKE , LETS GO MEET SOME CUTIES AND TAKE SOME BEERBONGS
Strongbody 2: Ok, I am down. You're driving
Strongbody: We Ubering you reckless fuck

weakbody by defineratorman May 7, 2018

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weak body

someone who is weak, has copped out, or came up short.

usually used when someone can't do something.

**Max tries to pick up 100 lb weight**
Son Son: Uhuhh you know you can't do that you weak body yo.

Girl: Ok so I miss you, i know im so weak body for this since we just broke up yesterday...

weak body by Santia April 2, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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