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The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa
A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
Related Words
watros • waitrose • watrous • Waitrose Accent • Waitross • Walrosity • Walross • Waterospect • Watoosee • watosh
Witrospect
To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."
In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
I said "No, honey."
In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
Witrospect by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
Walross
The legendary Walross is only seen in Northern areas of Ontario. It occurs at certain times in the winter months when a young lad named ross inserts 2 icicles into his mouth mimicking a walrus.
Walross by fauxhawklad October 30, 2011
Waitrose
A shop that is the same as Tesco, Morrison's, and Sainsbury's yet it charges three times the price for the same product and is full of people who are extremely uptight.
Person 1: Ok, See you later I'm off to Tesco's
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.
Waitrose by -AW0DOA]FOAW-F0IAW[E9FE[A9IFEA October 24, 2019
Watos
Watos means watos
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