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Watertouch

When shit's still hanging from your butt while touching water at the same time.
Guys guess what? I succeeded in watertouching today ^^
by vispi October 8, 2009
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epic watertouch

he act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
It's like a worm crawling out from an apple, if the worm can hit the ground before exiting the apple it's called an Epic watertouch.
by Jordan quist September 18, 2013
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Watertucky

Another name for Waterford, MI, a very redneck suburb north of Detroit in Oakland County. Its Wayne County equivalent is Taylor, aka, Taylortucky.
Dude 1: Want to hang out at the Shark Club?

Dude 2: No way man, that's in Watertucky, if I wanted to hit on single moms I'd go enroll at Baker College.
by DonkeyKong2013 August 3, 2013
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watertucky

"man where you at?"
"ghetto ass watertucky."
by lucky_killa April 8, 2010
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Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.
Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.
by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011
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watermouth

a person (usually a gay man) that spreads gossip and drama and generally minds everyone's business but his own. Watermouth typifies the bright red coloration of the lips on this type of person, as I'm sure you can guess why.
That morning producer is always talking about everyone else's personal matters. What a watermouth!
by Buttersworth January 27, 2009
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Watermouth

Someone who is weak and cannot handle any level of spicy heat (from capsaicin) and/or any hot peppers. Resulting in their mouth watering profusely.
"My friend is so weak and such a Watermouth; he can't even eat a Bell pepper without his mouth water being able to fill a child's swimming pool."
by notwatermouth May 25, 2014
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