Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john February 19, 2012

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 18, 2016

NEVER WASTE CREATIVITY

Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent(s) god blessed you with share it 🌏💯

Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent (s) god blessed you with share it Never waste creativity

by Muller December 24, 2016

National They Wasted My Time Day

On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.

“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “

by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022

willow girl wasted

the act of getting so shitfaced that you make out with a boy you like and puke then continue to make out afterwards

person 1: “let’s get willow girl wasted tonight!”
person 2: “no thanks, last time you did that, you ended up puking on your crushes lap”

by tightbussyprincess123 October 8, 2023

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021