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if you ever meet a girl named warreis don't get on her bad side because she will beat your ass. She is the most beautiful, athletic and strongest girl you'll ever meet if your her friend be grateful because she loves only herself and her mum. and if you ever marry/date her BE GRATEFUL because your the luckiest man in the world.
me: omg did you see warreis, ugh i wish i was her!
warreis by gfvkvgSDVRGFHSE July 4, 2021
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if you ever meet a girl called warreis, i pray for u. she is the fattest,ugliest and worse of all… stinkiest💩💩🤢🤢. she is actually my sister ! i made another definition about her 2 years ago bc me and my other sisters’ names were on here with sweet definitions but bc her name is rare and so is the spelling she couldn’t find any of her. how sad. anyways i’m so leng. jokes aside she is really pretty and this is all satire.
me: omg!! did u see warreis’ sister?? she’s so leng unlike warreis, she could never !!
warreis by gfvkvgSDVRGFHSE September 24, 2023

No warries 

When you say "no worries" but don't want to sound too convincing.
Friend: Man I dont know if going off that massive ski jump is a good idea.

You: No warries man its gonna be fun af. Yolo.

Friend: *breaks face off ski jump*

You: No warries man we're gonna go to the hospital and you'll be fine.

Doctor: His face is going to look pretty awful for the rest of his life but no warries he's gonna live.
No warries by 7..7 September 17, 2016

Warrenist 

One who follows the religion of Warrenism. World's second best religion, next to Nevillism in my opinion.
Ever since I became a Warrenist, I have this urge to work out 4 times a day.
Warrenist by InDogWeTrust April 25, 2009

Warrens Hands 

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.
Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.
Warrens Hands by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019
The act of worshipping the almighty god himself, The Drury. To convert to Warrenism is the act of becoming a Warrenist. To convert, you must engrave the pec symbol onto your hands and read every Chuck Norris fact but substitute 'Chuck Norris' for 'Drury'.
Man #1: What made you convert to Warrenism?
Man #2: The power of pecs.
Warrenism by Gerg Wilssain April 25, 2009
The act of taking a rather simple idea and making it so complex it becomes conveluted.
The amount of Warrenism in your poem analysis is unfathomable
Warrenism by Meestr Wa wan January 21, 2009