want a medal?

A phrase use sarcastically when a person says something really epic about himself/herself. Mainly used to show that 'I dont really care'

"Hey guys, you know what?"
"What is it?"
"I banged that blonde girl so bad today"
"Awesome, want a medal?" *completely bored look is given*

want a medal? by Shenshei December 6, 2013

Want a medal?

A sarcastic way of telling someone to get over it and stop seeking validation for doing something nobody asked you to do in the place, especially if they're going to be an asshole about it.

Entitled: Ayo, I did this for you. YOU'RE WELCOME!

ME: Want a medal?

Entitled: PLEASE!

Want a medal? by Vaultlover90 July 20, 2025

do you want a medal? 

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

do you want a medal? by eils and chick June 26, 2003

do you want a medal for that? 

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

do you want a medal for that? by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004