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Dog Wankerer 

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
Dog Wankerer by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

wankerserfdom 

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.
Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.
wankerserfdom by Knowable December 15, 2008

wankerer 

someone who has been accused of wankering.
beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.

Wankerteering 

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.
Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense
Wankerteering by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

WankerTwerker 

WankerTwerker means you Wank to People that Twerk.
Garry: Yo bro are you a WankerTwerker?
Glabby: Nahh I'm a TwerkerWanker
WankerTwerker by DeadCPU January 5, 2021
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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