wankerneer

an ignorant useless engineer

that guy is a right wankerneer...

by ponderosa July 31, 2006

Dog Wankerer

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.

Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.

by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

wankerserfdom

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.

Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.

by Knowable December 15, 2008

wankerer

someone who has been accused of wankering.

beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.

by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS May 13, 2005

Wankerteering

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.

Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense

by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

WankerTwerker

WankerTwerker means you Wank to People that Twerk.

Garry: Yo bro are you a WankerTwerker?
Glabby: Nahh I'm a TwerkerWanker

by DeadCPU January 5, 2021