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wankerneer 

that guy is a right wankerneer...
wankerneer by ponderosa July 31, 2006
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Dog Wankerer 

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
Dog Wankerer by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

wankerserfdom 

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.
Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.
wankerserfdom by Knowable December 15, 2008

wankerer 

someone who has been accused of wankering.
beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.
wankerer by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS May 13, 2005

Wankerteering 

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.
Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense
Wankerteering by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

WankerTwerker 

WankerTwerker means you Wank to People that Twerk.
Garry: Yo bro are you a WankerTwerker?
Glabby: Nahh I'm a TwerkerWanker
WankerTwerker by DeadCPU January 5, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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