wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

by feltup October 2, 2009

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018