Super Wallet

A person (usually a dumb man either in love or trying real hard to get some) whose spending capability is ENDLESS!!!

That asshole had the nerve to tell me that he would take me to Hawaii if I didn't tell his wife that he fucked me!!! You know how much that shit costs?!?! Go SUPER WALLET!!!

by Sexy Trini Diva March 17, 2005

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.

Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.

by TheLegendIsRedBaron April 1, 2014

Cloud Token Wallet

Cloud 2.0 Smart Mobile Wallet can store different underlying technologies such as BTC, ETH, DOGE, XRP, LTC, EOS, etc., to achieve one-stop storage management for multiple currencies.

Cloud token wallet is simple and easy to operate, with hundreds of compression tests, powerful anti-theft technology to maximize the security of digital assets.

by Cloud Token Wallet January 8, 2020

English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

by TheHammockMan March 29, 2016

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 11, 2022