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george costanza's wallet 

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.
Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

Kevin's Wallet 

An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.

Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.

I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.

When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.

Daddy's Wallet Girl 

A girl who acts nice in front of ther parents or the people who provides them money,just for their money.
Lindy: Steph is such a daddy's wallet girl!
She acts nice in front of her dad when he gives her money, so he will give her more money.

Mike: Yeah, she's nice there but bitchy in front of us.
Daddy's Wallet Girl by Ca Lee September 30, 2008

Daddy’s Wallet Racing 

When you have a fast car or modified car that you like to race and talk trash, but no job or way to pay for it so your parents pay for all your modifications.
Man, Mike’s car is pretty fast!

Yeah, but he’s DWR, he’s daddy’s wallet racing!

Gamer's Wallet 

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.
Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"
Gamer's Wallet by Andybl June 27, 2011

Woman's Wallet 

1. Where my dick sleeps for bedtime.
2.When a woman's purse is too full so she shoves her credit cards up her vagina.
I pulled a prank on my wife by sharpening the edges of her credit cards so when she utilized her Woman's wallet, her pussy bleed and sliced it open bigger.
Woman's Wallet by cockafella October 18, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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